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Ottawa Hills

A small town in Ohio that is surrounded by Toledo but is technically its own town. Has a nicer school district and lower crime rate. It is also inhabited by rich people.
Bob: So what's Ottawa Hills like?
Joe: It's like the Beverly Hills of Toledo.
by gfdhasl February 18, 2013
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ottoman helmet

This is a seldom seen sex position in which a male places his two balls in a female's eyesockets, his erect penis then points upwards resembling pointed ottoman helmets of ancient times.
So did you guys get realy kinky last night?
Yeah we did some crazy shit, he even let me wear the ottoman helmet!
by Jdizzle888 April 21, 2009
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leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.
me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.
by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011
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Ottoman Slap

In an attempt to prove yourself, you end up utterly destroyed and humiliated.
Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.
by Epix187 February 13, 2018
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Ottoman

Hey, do you like my new ottoman?
by thebestbroski November 23, 2020
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The Ottoman

A sexual position in which the man lays on an ottoman and bends over backwards off the back of the ottoman. The girl straddles and rides in the typical cowgirl or reverse cowgirl action.
Last night we did the ottoman.
by Matt Oakes March 26, 2004
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jump over the ottoman

A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one guy's penis and is being penetrated either vaginally or anally by the other guy. When the two guys switch positions they jump over the ottoman.
"Hey guys! Let's go back to my place and jump over the ottoman."
by The Golden Boy August 4, 2006
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