OTPHJ

Over The Pants Hand Jibber

Friend 1: Bro, how did your date go last night?
Friend 2: It went good dude, we got a little tipsy and it ended up with her giving me an OTPHJ.
Friend 1: An over-the-pants-hand-jibber? Nice! Maybe next time you'll have the balls to just whip it out.
Friend 2: One jibber and a time, my man, one jibber at a time.

by jibbmeister August 6, 2012

OTPHJ

(n.) Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. To recieve a hand job with one's pants acting as a barier between hand and genitals.

That was the most painful OTPHJ I've ever recieved.

by RoonPoon July 12, 2011

Otch

Slang for "sex", though it can have different meanings all depending on context.
For example, it can simply mean "penis".
"Man, that guy tried to cut off my otch!"
Or any sort of genitalia or act depending on context and word combinations.

"Man, that was the best otch ever last night...Heheheheh..."
"Good otch. ;)"

by TFE September 1, 2006

be-otch

Another, more PG rated, way to say bitch. Sometimes used jokingly for a girls bestest friend.

sally: "hey girl hey!"
anne: "hey be-otch!"

anne: "i have to go now"
sally: "ok bye, love you be-otch!"

by ilsicnasty<3 March 27, 2010

Otch

Noun,adj:

Otherwise known as "otchling", is something you shout into the microphone over Xbox live or any other gaming communication system to confuse the hell out of the other players.

A word used to describe someone extremely stupid.

Dan: "Ugh, i left my keys in my car again"

Sam: "Way to go otch, now were screwed."

Player: "Stupid otch just took the banshee"

by iG SPYD3R September 25, 2010

OTPHJ

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. The action of giving a hand job over the pants. Not as good as the real thing but better than nothing.

Alex: That chick Emma just gave me an OTPHJ!
Bryan: She gave me one too!
Alex: She dishes them out like it's her job.

by fuck bitches get MONEY$$$ September 19, 2010

OTPHJ

It stands for Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job.

If you wear a belt through the TSA,

You best prepare for the OTPHJ .

by Moneymakin Mitch December 19, 2020