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Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019
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Guy who never eats cuz of wrestling and loves his gf annd likes roasting people. Is a good friend. A little ghetto.
osmaniactube : "yo hairline doesn't exist."
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The only intelligent sultan of the Osmanlı is Fatih Sultan Mehmet.
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Alice Oseman

An author who writes some amazing YA Novels. One of their works you might have heard of is Hearstopper. (P.S Heartstopper is a webcomic, book series and now a Netflix show!!)
Person 1: “Man, Hearstopper was good! I wonder who wrote and illustrated it?”
Person 2: “Well you’ll be glad to know that the Author and Illustrator of this series is someone called Alice Oseman!”
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Alice Oseman

Alice Oseman is an Author of YA novels (including Solitaire, Radio Silence, I Was Born For This, and Loveless) and her well-known graphic novel series and Netflix adaptation, Heartstopper. She has had influence on many peoples lives all over the world, and quite frankly has changed how we look at the world today.

We love Alice Oseman, she is our Queen!
Person 1: "Wow that book was incredible, who is the author?"

Person 2: "Alice Oseman! We love her."

Person 1: "Does she have any other books?"

Person 2: "Alice has many books. Solitaire, Radio Silence, I Was Born For This, Loveless, and the Heartstopper series. There is also a Netflix adaptation of Heartstopper."

Person 1: "Wow, this is literally going to be my new life; just reading her books and watching Heartstopper!"

Person 2: "You're welcome."

Person 3: "Slay!"
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Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019
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