The Oracle

60+ year old woman in swanley, Kent, England that spends most of her day swivelling on a £200 sofa in her living room drilling a hole with her arse everytime... She is the ALL knowing ALL seeing ORacle... just keep her away from the phone book at all costs! she will call anyone!

she's the oracle, she knows all! she knows your parents! BEWARE THE IRENE!

by Anonymous-one-miwion December 28, 2008

Southern Oracle

To titty fuck two women at the same time, preferably to completion.

Alanah and Sarah knelt in front of me, pressed their boobs together and before I knew it I was performing a Southern Oracle!

by Bonesleaze June 10, 2012

oracle

someone who can tip winners at the races

i picked the oracle's tips and won lots of money

by bushchef August 20, 2009

Oracle

Synonym for pancake.

I had oracles and syrup for breakfast.

by ThunderPower February 9, 2010

Oracle

The most awsome and random person.

That girl is a total Oracle.

by Oracle-The-Awesome September 6, 2003

Oracle

Somebody wanna work at hooters⁉️⁉️

ORACLE YOU WANNA WORK AT HOOTERS NAHHHH WTF BRO YOU GOOD? YOU GOOD BRO? YOU GOOD?

by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022

Oracle

Someone who wants to work at hooters

Yo my ex lost her job and wants to work at hooters, she trying to be an oracle

by Not a leather jockey January 15, 2022