Low Orbit Ion Cannon

A DDoS client made by Praetox.com, this is one of the more widely used clients. Its effectiveness is debated, because some think there are easier ways, simply via MS-DOS or Notepad. Some believe faithfully in its use.

"Let's use our fanbase to Low Orbit Ion Cannon the people at RIAA! Why not? We don't have anything else to do."

"guys, add some to the cancer on 4chan and give them some low orbit ion cannon ownage."

by Kurusunami October 17, 2008

orbiting the sun

To orbit the sun refers to leaving one's body. If you see or read something so crazy, so out of this world, so outer-space, that there is no earthly way to describe it. So, an individual orbits the sun. The individual metaphorically transitions into a cosmic state of orbit around the sun because there is a void of all reality. There is a void of natural human understanding and an earthly reaction simply does not do justice for the situation.

Omg these comments have me orbiting the sun!

by Baby Toortle October 30, 2020

orbit culture

Melodic Death Metal Band
Orbit Culture is a Swedish melodic death metal band from Eksjö, formed in 2013.

People also ask
What kind of metal is orbit culture?
Joaquin Aron Mendoza: Ya momma

by Pollywantsyarmommassweetass September 25, 2023

Orbit Professional

An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.

-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!

by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006

Obik

A badass, buff asian motherfucker that can whoop your ass in any video game without even trying. Looks a lot like Onik.

Don't kill me Obik. I'm too young to die!

by Nicholas Dune July 21, 2009

orbiter guild

orbiter guild /ˈɔ rbɪtər ɡɪld / : an internet guild comprised of orbiters leashed to the whims and approval of an egirl. One will find the guild has a female in charge, and she so happens to be the only female in the roster because the others were rejected or forced out on the basis of egirl jealousy. Has more drama than the Royal Shakespeare Company.

There was one but not only is it not a /vg/ guild anymore it is also just a failed orbiter guild

by AnonymousSC2 June 19, 2018

The Orbit Theory

Researched intensively at a mid-sized public university in 2003, the Orbit Theory was established to explain the symbiotic relationship of when a large, unattractive female associates frequently with several highly attractive females or 'Bettys'. Quite simply, the attractive females have someone to complain to about typical problems, i.e. "Guys are assholes", "I'm ragging hard today", or "My V.D. won't clear up." The asthenically challenged female also provides a 'worst-case scenario' for the buxom women, as they know that life could be much worse if they looked like their dumpy little counterpart. However, the stout little fuggly stands to gain quite valuable aspects by hanging out with the attractive hotties: she may be able to see more suitable men, gain confidence by having smoking hotties as friends, be invited to fancier shindigs and box-socials, and become a BJ Queen for the men which cannot achieve coitus with said hotties. The mutual benefit for both parties is similar to celestial bodies which use their gravitational pull to prevent smaller moons from wondering into space...hence "Orbit" Theory; one large body benefiting from several smaller bodies surrounding itself and maintaining a gravitational pull in its orbit.

Four strikingly attractive women enter a local pub, in search of alcoholic beverages. Suddenly, at the end of the Betty trail is a stout female, no taller than 5'5" and a tanned face eerily similar to that of a tanned Pillsbury Doughboy. The last female entering the bar would complete the "Orbit Theory" equation: 3 or > #(Hotties)+1(Oompa Loompa or 'M&M')= The Orbit Theory

by 4 Amendment Rights March 3, 2009