Obtuse

When women are curved in all the right places.

Damn Georgia is so obtuse

by Big iceburg August 2, 2020

Obtuse

adj: fat, used to describe any extremely overwieght person. This is due to that fact that an obtuse angle in math is a big fat angle over 90º.

Friend: That is one fat chick...
You: Shit, that bitch is OBTUSE!

by Poscrip October 6, 2011

Obtuse

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Adj: An ironic term describing something as extremely big or in extreme excess.

The slut had sex with an obtuse amount of people with in their life.

by Mr. Silver October 5, 2017

obtuse

big, round,

deng her ass is obtuse

by Sothurell Seng August 25, 2003

obtuse nob

A phrase or insult used to describe your spouse, particularly handy during a disagreement.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.

You are an obtuse nob!

by Stuart K December 14, 2008

Do an Optus

To leave corporate Internet APIs open to the internet and allow half of all Australian adults' personal information to be exported for sale on illicit marketplaces.

When mentoring a Junior Developer on security issues with their API "Make sure that API is secure - we don't want to do an Optus"

by potatopeepo October 3, 2022

obtuse

an adjective a person uses who feels large or overweight

Like omg Cindy! I so like shouldn't of eaten that carrot stick! I feel so obtuse now!

by misogreat April 29, 2006