by Ganyu August 22, 2021
Get the Oomfmug. by Chrolloballz01 January 8, 2022
Get the Oomfmug. when you’re mutuals with someone and they have mutuals you’re not mutuals with. they are considered “oomf in law” as your mutuals are mutuals with them and not yourself.
by jupitersayshahahah January 13, 2019
Get the oomf in lawmug. 
Get the Oomfmug. by jaelaoutdid August 9, 2021
Get the oomfmug. 1. Engaging in sexual intercourse (or coitus rather) with your Twitter follower(s).
2. Having sex with one (or more) of your Twitter followers.
2. Having sex with one (or more) of your Twitter followers.
by Twitter clan October 11, 2014
Get the oomfingmug. Because there’s no agreed-upon “unit” of consciousness :
From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.
I have declared it.
O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.
From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.
I have declared it.
O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.
1 : That sounds complicated, I don`t have the OOMF to understand it.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.
by poon snarfy September 29, 2025
Get the OOMFmug.