east omaha job

Junking cars while your family lives on welfare.

If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.

by knowman April 3, 2008

Little Orphan Annie

A very popular cocktail made by mixing vodka with a Shirley Temple (lemon-lime soda and grenadine). Referred to short-hand as a "loa"

Tomorrow's always a day away; happiness is always a loa away.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: A little orphan annie, double shot.

by lttlrphn July 8, 2010

Dutch orphan

The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.

Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.

by Squeedlyspooch July 24, 2010

Omghaxlol

Derived from the modern gaming term "hacks" or "hax". It is sandwiched in between two commonly know chatroom linguistics. "Omg" refers to the person becoming depressed or shocked in any manner. "Hax" refers to the situation or object being indescribably beyod ones imagination and "lol" is added to lighten the mood of the entire phrase.

Girl: I just had my period.
Guy: Omghaxlol.

Boy: What do you think about our math homework?
Boy2: Omghaxlol

by HAXBURGER September 14, 2009

Thanksgiving orphan

Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.

"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."

by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008

Omaha, Nebraska

A city in Nebraska that, despite popular belief, is a rather large city. The largest high school is Omaha Central High School, which has approximately 2500 kids, and is extremely ethnically diverse. It has two Universities (Creighton University, a private Catholic college, and University of Nebraska - Omaha, a public college) a Medical school (the University of Nebraska Medical Center) and a community college (Metropolitan Community College). Despite what some morons might say, we do not "spit in a can" and we are not hillbillies. In fact, I have only been to a farm twice in my life. We are probably bigger than your city.

Idiot: You going to Omaha, Nebraska? Bring a straw hat!

Normal Person: No. I'm a city girl, moron.

by mchristine1995 August 13, 2012

Orphan Tears

The best Your Favorite Martian song, and if you don't agree you can suck this moby dick mf!

Guy A: "I just finished watching Orphan Tears! To hat shit was dope!"
Guy B: "Fuck you"

by Jeef The Dumbass June 6, 2022