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Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.
My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.
by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008
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the ability to be potent on an omnibus
wow that couple was omnipotent and stained the imitation leather ofthe seats on the schoolbus, maybe they should ride a train instead
by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005
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Omnipotent

Properly willful/willing and able,even up to an Appropriated degree.
Many times you anguish to the detriment of you moral responsibilities, try being omnipotent
by Alex.Roundabout March 24, 2022
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i am omnipotent
by whatdoyouwantffrommebroimdone February 23, 2024
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Omnipotent the goat

"you're literally omnipotent the goat"
wait really???!! why thank you, that's such a high compliment.
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Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022
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Ominipotent person/GOD
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