by jessica bones April 29, 2008
Get the Carpe Omnious mug.Noun: A person that generally conforms to the practice of vegetarianism, but will consume animal products in the company of meat eaters.
This compromise is often born of convenience or social pressure. Male vegetarians may experience lapses into social omnivorism to appear masculine in a testosterone-soaked atmosphere.
This compromise is often born of convenience or social pressure. Male vegetarians may experience lapses into social omnivorism to appear masculine in a testosterone-soaked atmosphere.
Dude 1: The Rangers are killing the Celtics. Fuck my life. You want some pizza?
Dude 2: Sure. Any veggie lover's?
Dude 1: Any nuts in your jocks? We've got pepperoni, Hawaiian, and meat lover's. Wooo!
Dude 2: ... I'll take Hawaiian.
Girl: Haven't you been a veg since you were like, 12?
Dude 1: Bro's a social omnivore.
Dude 2: Go Celtics.
Dude 2: Sure. Any veggie lover's?
Dude 1: Any nuts in your jocks? We've got pepperoni, Hawaiian, and meat lover's. Wooo!
Dude 2: ... I'll take Hawaiian.
Girl: Haven't you been a veg since you were like, 12?
Dude 1: Bro's a social omnivore.
Dude 2: Go Celtics.
by McSantos May 18, 2009
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Get the Omniomni mug.a person who is constantly a douche bag (see douche bag) they are often ego sexual (in love with themselves) and never act disciplined or proper at ant time including but not limited to birthday parties, weddings, funerals, formal dances, the eventual zombie apocalypse, and a natural disaster.
They often have many friends who are douche bags but can not live up to the persons omnidouche status.
An omnidouche is noticeably different from a regular douche bag only during said events where they still try to act cool and stupid even though it is not the time.
Omnidouche comes from the words
<omni - infinitely> and <douche - female genitals>
They often have many friends who are douche bags but can not live up to the persons omnidouche status.
An omnidouche is noticeably different from a regular douche bag only during said events where they still try to act cool and stupid even though it is not the time.
Omnidouche comes from the words
<omni - infinitely> and <douche - female genitals>
example 1
guy:That guy Luca went to his wedding in jeans and a pink polo. he's such an omnidouche
example 2
omnidouche:Hey guys guess what I just had sex with that girl once and I'm not going to marry her even though she's pregnant. Who wants an unprotected all night orgy?
guy:That guy Luca went to his wedding in jeans and a pink polo. he's such an omnidouche
example 2
omnidouche:Hey guys guess what I just had sex with that girl once and I'm not going to marry her even though she's pregnant. Who wants an unprotected all night orgy?
by The Hypnotoad March 18, 2009
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n. A bisexual man who doesn't care whether the person he ends up with is a male or female, as long as that person takes the submissive role in sexual situations
n. A bisexual man who doesn't care whether the person he ends up with is a male or female, as long as that person takes the submissive role in sexual situations
"Dude, are you trying to hook up with that chick or her boyfriend?"
"I'd be happy to fuck either. I'm an omnitop."
"I'd be happy to fuck either. I'm an omnitop."
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