Old Navy

This occurs when you are banging your girlfriend in her parents' pool, you shoot your load underwater, and she is forced to suck it up with a snorkel, so as to not get her parents' pool dirty.
Matt: "Yo, what did you do last night?"
Cory: "I totally gave my girlfriend the world's biggest Old Navy. I hope I don't clog her pool filter."
by CoryZebra March 24, 2012
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Old Navy

The clothing store for gays. Only gay people shop here because they are attracted by the store's gay songs and commercials.
Old Navy has to be the gayest store ever devised.
by PlayDohMan June 05, 2005
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Old Navy

A brand of clothes that are usually worn by preppy bitches. They provide people with the high self esteem that MTV wishes them to have. Founded in 1995, all old navy stores should be destroyed.
Wow look, I'm better than tose people because I am wearing my Old Navy sweater vest, my Old Navy Cargo Pants, My old navy visor, my Old navy socks, and My old navy underwear.
by Ryan April 04, 2004
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Old Navy

Leah: "Lauren, your stupid, old navy shoes are leaving beads all over the floor. I thought it was a blueberry but then I realized it was just your cheap ass shoes falling apart."
Lauren: "don't make fun of me b/c i'm poor."
by macarroonie September 19, 2008
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yabadabadoo old navy

A famous quote said by LeBron James in an 2021 Instagram story, where he was incorrectly rapping the lyrics to the song "Stay Down" while elegantly sipping his wine.

The meme became a popular TikTok trend in December 2022, when people were about to engage in something, but stopped after remembering the famous quote by LeBron.
"This shit crazy, yabadabadoo old navy"
by MbappeBetter December 22, 2022
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Old Navy Syndrome

A condition in which you are sucked in by Old Navy's great deals on wardrobe basics and wake up one day to realize that your whole wardrobe consists of plain t-shirts and sweaters.
"I realized that I had Old Navy Syndrome when I started categorizing my whole wardrobe into two drawers, v-necks and t-shirts."
by LPirkle April 12, 2010
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old navy smile

When becoming an employee of Old Navy you are taught to ALWAYS SMILE. Sometimes we give the most strained smiles and those smiles are called "Old Navy Smiles"
I just gave him the Old Navy Smile, and told him we didn't have anymore left.
by 3526 March 03, 2008
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