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AkA Krunk juice. A 40oz. Cost 3$ and it gets the job done.
by JonnyC April 15, 2005
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Old English Pump and Run

a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).
Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.
by doctronx boys February 16, 2009
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Old-England Tea Bag

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
by FuccBoii2k15 March 24, 2015
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"X year old"er

n.
1. A term used to refer to individuals who are "political sheep". (refering to blind followers of a state-of-mind) Particular in their nature, they feel they must degrade youths. The term derives from "X", (a semi-universal marker for a random insert) along with quotes to refer to the irritatingly frequent use of the derogatory statement. The users are usually mindless, and doomed to live lives of the stereotypical fad-follower.

The "X year old"er has usually been through the stereotypical cycle, and therefore refers to it as his or her only tone of knowledge. The individuals not fitting to the term "political sheep" at the said age usually do not result as "X year old"ers. The actions of an "X year old"er are deemed comic when he or she is upstaged by the youth in question. This is a common occurance.

Plural: "X year old"ers
Eg. The publisher of 10 year old,
Over 50% of the online society,
Anyone who degrades this verse of enlightenment with a "thumbs down".

An example of the quote in action is as follows:
"X year old"er: LOLZORT MACHINE! You got pwownined!
Victim: :(
"X year old"er: lolzing little 10 year oldsa go back to mooma.
Victim: I don't have a "mooma"
"X year old"er: lolz noob.
Victim: Are you, in your sheepish ways, at all familiar with the term "X year old"er?
"X year old"er: LOLZ NO BUT UR MOM IS WHEN I DID HER AT THE NURSING HOMEZ!~~!
VIctim: This oral vibration will have to cease immediately, as you are obviously too absorbed in stereotypical culture to make great use of it.
"X year old"er: Omfg lol, I have gun you want me use?
by Yukira Mugen November 5, 2005
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old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)
A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
by Guy June 18, 2006
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Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.
by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011
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