octagon

When a young lass positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are "sporting wood". In either a firing squad or simultaneous order, the lass will receive copious amounts of "baby batter".
After the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the title of "OCTAGON GIRL".

Member of 8 man rowing team: "I shot the first salvo in Lurleen's octagon".

Concerned boyfriend: "I'm going away for the weekend; I hope that Sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon."

by Jimbo S March 4, 2007

Dirty Octagon

In order to perform a Dirty Octagon, one must fully, and vigorously masterbate on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour's time. Attempting to perform the Dirty Octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. Upon completing the DO, you shall be admitted to the Masterbater's hall of fame in Detroit, MI.

Student #1: "Dude, I'm gonna pull a Dirty Octagon tonight"

Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"

by 343Cockblaster September 10, 2010

Octocock

The combination of an octopus and a peacock made by using demonic energy. Usually found in Japanese cartoon "entertaining" the young females it comes across using it's tentacles in a forcefully erotic manner.

"The octocock went on a rampage leaving 26 high school girls pregnant before going back to his dimension."

Guy1"What happened to Sakura?"
Guy2"She messed around with that bible and Octocock appeared. She had no Chance."
Guy1"At least she didn't get hulk smashed."

by Scythe91 May 11, 2011

Ochaco

Someone who definitely calls water with sugar dessert.
Also, has an overgrown bowl cut.

Britney is such an Ochaco

by raviolipies March 16, 2021

Octocorn

A magical creature; a cross between an octopus and a unicorn. Sometimes known as the Unipus.

Sophie absconded with the octocorn!

by Geheorge January 8, 2009

octagons

The greatest rolls ever!

Dude, I took two octagons last night, and i was rolling hard as fuck!

by pookie head September 27, 2007

love octagon

is a variation of a love triangle. But as the word octagon implies it involves more than three people.Eight to be exact.

Brigette's such a fox that she had managed to create a rivalry among the guys...This is beginning to spawn to an intersting love octagon involving the 8 guys at work and a dangerously hott woman.

by quiver September 19, 2006