A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).
Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.
by BluePine7 December 5, 2012
Get the The Obtuse Triforce mug.A phrase or insult used to describe your spouse, particularly handy during a disagreement.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.
by Stuart K December 14, 2008
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Hym "You're being obtuse because you don't want to have to accept that you're a piece of shit. 'WhO kNoWs!? Maybe-' Maybe nothing bitch. You steal my future I WILL STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S and I CANNOT GIVE BACK WHAT I AM GOING TO TAKE. It isn't US. It isn't OUR. You are fucking HIM... So you don't get my shit without paying. You fucking sneak-thief."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
Get the Obtuse mug.Engaged in the doggy style position on a posture pedic bed. The guy starts raising the bed with the remote driving her head into the mattress that is raising. This creates an obtuse angle with the bed and the doggy atyle becomes an obtuse angle because he is pushing her head into the raising part of the bed.
We snuck into an empty room at the hospital and I raised the bed and went full obtuse on that nurse.
by The obtuse guy June 18, 2016
Get the full obtuse mug.No you didn't do that and you're not acting in accordance with anything I've said and ir is no more criminal than what is actively happening to me and has been happening to me since before this started. So fuck you. You're a piece of shit. And I hope you fucking die today. Oh! And you kids. Also your kids too. THEY are also THAT. 💩 👈 That's your kid. A poop.
Hym "No you did not you're being obtuse because you didn't like the other thing I said and Sam Sedar wouldn't be repeating the shit I say aloud in my home if you didn't have some sort of ability to surveil me and THAT is criminal. So you don't give a fuck about crime or stopping it and you're gonna CAUSE it in a second if you don't stop BEING obtuse you fucking clown. It's not even about the money at this point. If I wanted easy money I could feed Joe Rogan's daughters into one of those AI build-your-own chat-bots that claim they can make it look like anyone make an app and then sell it on the Google store for 1.99 a pop. Call it 'Filthy slut daughter AI chat bot.' It's a working title but it really captures the essence of what we are all about. So I don't doubt that I can make easy money. This is not about easy money. You want me doing this to harm me and it isn't. It isn't happening naturally so you are trying to make that happen with your silence. Selective silence and being obtuse when you do talk about it. So fuck you. You know what you're doing there and you know you're a piece of shit for doing it."
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