The Obtuse Triforce

A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).

Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.

by BluePine7 December 5, 2012

obtuse nob

A phrase or insult used to describe your spouse, particularly handy during a disagreement.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.

You are an obtuse nob!

by Stuart K December 14, 2008

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

fucken obtuse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Close minded.

You're so fucken obtuse!

by Helga77 April 17, 2017

full obtuse

Engaged in the doggy style position on a posture pedic bed. The guy starts raising the bed with the remote driving her head into the mattress that is raising. This creates an obtuse angle with the bed and the doggy atyle becomes an obtuse angle because he is pushing her head into the raising part of the bed.

We snuck into an empty room at the hospital and I raised the bed and went full obtuse on that nurse.

by The obtuse guy June 18, 2016

Obtuse

A respectable way to call someone fat.

Jimmy: How are you so obtuse?
Timmy: It all started when my mother told me to be more like my sister...

by thefu£#%* October 21, 2023

obtuse factor

obese faggot

isa: oh wow that girl over there is obese and a faggot
vivi: OMG no dont say that in puic, lets use code words shes an obtuse factor

by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023