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oblivious idiot

The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.
"Why do you stress out over little things?"
" I don't know,why are you such an oblivious idiot?"
by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012
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oblivious

A word that sounds really cool... what does this mean, anyway?
Me: I'm OBLIVIOUS!!!11111
Other person: Well one thing's for sure; you're oblivious to the meaning of "oblivious".
by sorrysauce August 3, 2007
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oblivious jet fan

a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers
Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot
by Limz January 7, 2005
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Oblivious

Every guy in my clalss is oblivious.
Enough said
by TeenageGirl August 7, 2009
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Oblivious Rage

An unpredicable moment to when you don't expect anything to happen near anyone that has an intense anger problem. You find yourself pwned, injured, and a massive headache with zero warning.
Guy 1: dude... why am i on the ground and why does my head hurt so bad? Guy with anger issues: I'm so sorry man. I just thought you were the IRS. Guy 2: Dude. Thats some Oblivious Rage he had there. Hey dude you dropped your teeth.
by Yashieyama July 8, 2010
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Oblivious cock

This is when a mans cock cannot control itself and get hard when anything passes by it and sometimes it can cum more than you want
"Wow Billy had a really oblivious cock last night." Said Ashley
by Tttthhhee October 5, 2017
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Lieutenant Oblivious

The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.
Larry (upon seeing something beyond his comprehension): "I don't get it."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."
by Helel ben Shahaar February 11, 2019
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