obolobo

very very very fat

the girl is obolobo

by skirth madona November 14, 2018

obviology

the science of the obvious

If obviology were practiced more widely, maybe the blind wouldn't be leading the blind.

by Jack Krane July 10, 2010

Obsoledge

Obsolete knowledge.

Portmanteau of 'obsolete' + 'knowledge'.

Coined by Alvin and Heidi Toffler in 'Revolutionary Wealth'.

Being a newcomer to the paperless office, Jan had so much obsoledge left from her typewriter days.

by EightGuineasForTheFruitbat September 3, 2010

obsolete

A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

Obillary

The Trifecta of Democratic political might. The partnership of Barack Obama, Hillary and Bill Clinton as the obvious ticket choice to come.

1. John McCain does not stand a chance against Obillary.

2. Obillary will have the weight of the modern world upon its shoulders.

by Diggler Daddy March 20, 2008

oboil

Pronounced: oh-boyle; when said aloud, said with hands cupping and wavering over mouth.

The sound of failure. Every time somebody nearby fails, if you listen really closely, you hear this noise.

DUDE TO FRIEND: I tried asking her out, but I got scared and ran off.
FAILURE: oboil

by LastSasquatch October 3, 2008

obsoletize

To make obsolete.

To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers.

by but for February 16, 2019