Obese Pigeon

A godly creature of absolute power. When one touches an obese pigeon, they will feel the ultimate goal to go to Mc Donalds to eat. Obese pigeons cannot fly so instead they can only role.

Oh wow Joe, did you see that Obese Pigeon there, it was absolutely huge!

by RAVISHINGMONKEY62 August 28, 2016

Morbiusly Obese

A person who watches morbius and is morbidly obese.

"hey you are morbiusly obese"
"no im not"

by kurumik June 4, 2022

Obstesticle

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

by unynboy June 23, 2011

oMeteor

A person who is from a land, filled with sand. One who lives in a desert like environment.

My friend lives in Egypt we call him oMeteor because he is always talking about the sandy living conditions

by GP community November 5, 2019

obese rat

A rat that be kinda chunk.

bro, that rat be an obese rat.
he c h u n k.

by Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmn March 7, 2020

Slut-ometer

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.

Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP

by WadeWilson January 27, 2010

obese

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.

by MintyLeila August 7, 2005