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Oakland

A city of 399,000 plus, located in the Bay Area of California, it is very ghetto, notorious for its high crime, and drug rates, has the highest rate of armed robberies for 2014, and ranked number 2 dangerous big city behind Detroit.
Non oaklander: where you roll when you in Cali mane,

Oaklander: Oakland Bitch

Dude 1: You down to go to the town today.

Dude 2: Hell yeah we can score anything there.
by ThatDankDude123 January 5, 2014
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Oakland

Awesome , 100% legit or top rated Amazing. If you say it’s Oakland it’s perfect in a good way.
Jamie: I Won 10,000 dollars on a lotto ticket, and I just Graduated from university...
Jessie: That’s so Oakland! Congratulations man!
by Jayce Cole January 13, 2020
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Oakland

Oakland is a borough located in Bergen County, New Jersey. As of the United States 2000 Census, the borough had a total population of 12,466. It is the most north western municipality in Bergen County, which is one of the richest counties in the nation, tagged as being the "O.C. of the east coast". Teens in Oakland typically attend Indian Hills High School, known for its successful academics and athletic programs. Oakland has been the home to many celebrities due to its location just outside New York City, such as musical artist Eve. Oakland is the neighboring town of Fraklin Lakes, home of Derek Jeter and Phil Simms, perhaps the wealthiest town in the east. While driving through Oakland, it is common to see over 10 BMWs, Hummers or Mercedes within 5 minutes.
There are so many hot ladies in Oakland.

Those Oakland kids are so fresh, I wish I could roll with them.
by Steve McGreeve May 23, 2006
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Oakland

The county seat of Garrett County, Maryland. This small crap town sits on a mountain and is cold as hell in the winters. The biggest store there is the local Wal Mart and Sheetz is the dead center of the entire place.

Oakland is home to the B&O Train Station. Body and Odor Train Station. Amazing. Oakland is also very, very small, when it comes to the number of people. Only a bit over 1,000

From the center of town (3rd Street), churches, churches, and more churches branch out around it. There are the three biggest churches all on one block on 4th Street.

Then there are the farms. Acres and acres of farmland. Many people have cows, others have sheep and horses. It's a very rural place. A lot of people move here thinking it's a good place to raise children.

It's not.
Rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. We've got 'em all!

If you like fun, excitement, and just a good ole get together with your friends at a local club, stay the hell away from Oakland!
by Jennifer S. January 11, 2009
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oakland catholic

a fucked up all girls school in Pittsburgh Pa, infested with cliquey, stuck up, twisted, hypocritical bitches. the administration is on a different level of hierarchy. the principal thinks she can control everyone and everything, washing her beliefs (and her beliefs only) down your throat until you can’t breathe. everyone competes about everything from Canada Goose jackets to literally fucking central catholic boys. many people suffer from suicidal thoughts or actions. rumors are spread so easily. every single girl is infatuated with drama. do not send your child here unless you want her to turn into a fucked up stoner who has been mentally and physically abused.
Oh she’s a stoner, she must go to oakland catholic.

Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.

You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.
by b@ll$@ck June 2, 2020
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oakland giggler

Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask
"yo, I was gonna dump her - until I found out she's an Oakland Giggler. Now I cant see enough of her!"
by dirtydogdave November 6, 2009
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Oakland city

Whole bunch of rich turnt niggas who can fuck yo bitch in a jiffy #longlivejimmy #hbsl 😈
Young turnt nigga can’t wife no bitch excuse my French don’t Like no bitch in Oakland city
by Lil neal August 11, 2020
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