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oakland
Oakland NJ is a small town located in Bergen County Dirty Jersey. Even tho its a small town big things happen there. Pleasure Land was a public swimming pool that people from all over NJ and NY would come to play. Well any Weird New Jersey will tell you about the murder and closing shortly after. Oakland then appeared in the news for another murder at an Exxon gas station by a town resident. along with a few robberies Oakland has made a name for itself. Oakland is full of amazing views of 287 and 208. Oakland also has a few places to get a good meal. Mikes dog hut, Oakland Diner, Dairy Queen, and Oakland Pizza are yummy spots in Oakland. Many Oaklanders are asked if they are from Cali. No we are from Jersey. I wouldnt be at the Jersey Shore if i lived in Cali trust me. All in all Oakland is a nice place to visit but you cant afford to live there.