Nuke

a penis so large and powerful that it can easily be mistaken for a nuclear warhead

Shawn has the biggest nuke I've ever seen

by Elp swizzle September 22, 2014

Nuke

A shot of bacardi 151 dropped into a can of red bull and chugged.

I don't remember friday too well, that fifth nuke was a mistake.

It's saturday, let's get nuked.

by jonlfrombrown May 9, 2011

nuke

to microwave something, usually food...or AOL CDs

Man, I need to nuke some fri'ken (fried chicken)!

Let's nuke AOL!YAY!

by shinobi kiwi April 6, 2005

Nuked

Equivalent to strong, jacked, swoll, yolked, etc.

"Dude, there was this guy at the gym yesterday, who was totally nuked."

by FirePenguinDiscoPanda April 3, 2014

nuke

a nuclear bomb chances are if you see one in real life, its probably gonna be the last thing you'll ever see

Bob: hey bill whats that in the sky

bill: i don't kno- *nuke explodes in mid-air instantly vaporizing bob and bill*

by instantdeath July 27, 2009

Nuke

A hook-up that is so intense, it's of nuclear proportions.

Variations: Nuke it out; Nukin'

Caking, smashing, nailing, boning, etc. all have similar meanings, but none can match the intensity level associated with "nuking."

Paul: "Bro, did you ever end up gettin' with that bitch last night?"
Dan: "Dude. We nuked it out for the longest time, it was unbelievable. I'm gonna try and nuke her again later tonight..."
Paul: "Shit, man...I saw you guys cakin' it but I didn't think you'd actually nuke her."

by garhcSD January 17, 2011

nuke it

to heat food in the microwave

"grab some tv dinner in the freezer and nuke it before you eat it"

by jveezy23 October 27, 2007