duke nukem whenever

A nickname for videogame duke nukem forever, based on the fact that 3d realms are waiting for a real nukewar before launching it.

For over nine years, they've been making this game. Expected in 1997, then a few years later, now the end of the year.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Duke Nukem Forever

Will be defined "When it's done".

Search Google for the "missed release dates" + "Duke Nukem Forever", and you'll get a rather funny list of serious statements from the developers. Now they just say, "There is no (release) date."

by Idont Havaname July 29, 2008

when duke nukem forever comes out

The equivalent of the saying "when pigs fly".

Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?

Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...

by Munchma Quchi () April 13, 2009

douche nukem

A person who wears white Oakley's and walks the Earth like his shit don't stink.

person a) "SGT Cinnabon thinks he's so tough."
person b) "Oh you mean that Douche Nukem over there?"
person a) "Yep, he's a tool."

by Juan Rambo May 9, 2016

Dooky Nukem

To engage in a sexual activity in which the male covers the female in her own fecal matter, after ramming his penis into her ass.

Ashley smelled like shit after the ferocious dooky nukem she recieved from her boyfriend C.J.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

duke nukem

a term used when something is expected to be released (movie, game, etc) but never does, inspired by the actual Duke Nukem that never came out

It's not coming out. I'm having it classified at a Duke Nukem.

by i dont like sand September 9, 2010

duke nukem

When you get a boner and ejaculate at the same time.

(verb) I duke nukem whenever I drink whiskey and put my wiener in strange places.

(noun) I had a Freudian dream last night where I blew up a submarine. I was informed in said dream, that when one becomes erect and immediately ejaculates, it is referred to as a duke nukem. When I awoke, my boxers were covered in semen. I clearly had experienced a duke nukem.

by zarathustra2011 October 19, 2012