douche nozzel

a douche nozzel is a person that is a panzy ass mofo that runs from everything hense the nozzel part

dude your a douche nozzel, face your reality

by jesterkrew666 February 19, 2009

nozzed

to be done over, to do oneself over, to make a tit of ones self, to slap oneself in the face with his|her own foot, to soil ones pants or generally make a massive mistake in any context.

mate- i've just nozzed myself!
oh shit- i ve nozzed my pants, oh shit ive locked myself out- nozzed mate!!
terds! ive just kicked myself in the face!- NOZZED! NOZEDARRRR!

by john shakeshaft December 24, 2008

nizzer

a funkay fresh negro.

What it do ma nizzer.

by Raychlle April 17, 2007

Nowzer

Someone impatient, who has to have it NOW!

I can't believe you paid that much for something that'll be half price in a week. You are such a nowzer.

by Kay yes March 23, 2011

cock nozzler

A cocknozzler is when a man takes a cock up the nostril or in the ear and then proceeds to rub the penis until it is red raw and ejaculates its bloody cum into the brain then they proceed to exchange their pubic hair with each other by bitting each individual hair off like a dog. After that the cock nozzler begins to suck the hair of his partners (Male or female) hairy anal beads as they moan a conservation to someone. Near the end the cock nozzler writes down in his journal anout ehat he accomplished,in that time then returns to his day.

Pokemon Master 1: Whos the new kid in the tournament coming up soon?
Polemon Master 2:That kid only has two pokemons, what a cock nozzler.

by EarFucker69 December 9, 2014

noozer

A pretend gun made from the sleeve of a "Ball Party" expansion pack.

"This here is my noozer!"

by Angali Arman October 8, 2006

Douche nozzel

1. The tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans vagina when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. A person that smells bad and is an all around useless bum.

1. Dude, quit beings douche nozzel.

2. Computer Bryan is such a douche nozzel.

by michael bustamante December 2, 2007