notwegian

A person who is not norwegian

"Hey is that person from Norway?"
"Nah, he's notwegian"

by Cheznips December 20, 2013

notwithitness

to be in a temporary state of confusion

"please excuse my notwithitness, I had a big night out on the piss"

Thanks goes to you babe!

by Anthony and Lee July 18, 2005

notworking

Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.

I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.

by Tom Piotrowski December 9, 2008

Notwhorethy

A term used to describe a guy who is such a hideously bad fuck, that even if he paid for it, the whore would give him his money back. In extreme cases she would even consider risking bitch slaps from her pimp by actually paying the GUY to stop fucking her. After which, she may even throw him a little extra coin (out of overwhelming pity)so that he can go buy a world of warcraft figurine, comic book, tube socks or a video game.

See also: Two pump chump

That guy over there with the cape, he's so notwhorethy.

Kyle, you are notwhorethy, I can't see you anymore.

by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008

notwithsitting

Opposite of notwithstanding.

Notwithsitting that falacy it's acceptable.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

Notwatch

To "watch" but not actually watch a movie.

I.e. to pretend to watch a movie, but in reality to do something else like have sexual intercourse.

Yeah you've seen 'My Cousin Vinnie'. We def notwatched that at ur house when ur parents were home that time.

by dude122121 September 29, 2008

notwithstood

Notwithstanding; regardless of certain facts and factors

Struggle against tendencies to do wrong notwithstood.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009