help

a song written by the beatles

help! i need somebody...

by sofia p. January 14, 2005

help

assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.

There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.

by nick May 10, 2006

Helpative

Someone who is extraordinarily helpful and cooperative.

We were all impressed by how helpative Jeremy was when he offered to do the majority of the calls.

by Corlyann January 31, 2006

help

Assistance available without question or reciprocation - only when it is NOT needed.

When I was moving no-one could fucking help me... when I win in Vegas, they all wanna help me with something. The bastards.

by Laurie7s April 21, 2006

help

to be nice and do something for a person when they are in need

thanks for the help i dont know what i would have done with out that help

by the litest person evaa December 11, 2017

helpes

Herpes you get from banging the maid.

I banged the maid and now I have helpes.

by dnodnodno September 25, 2013

Help

Something I need with my homework

Me: friend, help me with math please, I’m failing
Friend: rip

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020