Northland Secondary School

Northland Secondary school is a place filled with no life degenerates students that have no goals in life and couldn't survive a second without their bubblegum flavoured Vape . Located in the independent sovereign nation of Yishun , a country right smack in the middle of Singapore and Malaysia , Northland secondary school is one of the worst school in the entire world , ranking #1897464 in the School tier list , Due to the amount of Xmm , YPs , gangsters and morbidly a-beast white ass never seen sunlight in their life, mouth breathers triple chins chinese kids. It isn't difficult to see why Northland Secondary School is the worst. WARNING , Northland secondary school has this creepy ass , teleporting ass , bald ass old guy that will send you to a concentration camp like the auschwitz when you miss the time by 1 nano second because some old fart bus driver auntie/uncle just can't step on the paddle. The bald ass old guy will force you to pick grass like how black people picked cotton in the 1800s for a hour or more depending on the amount of time he caught your ass. Northland Secondary School is literally hell on earth and multiple human rights violation have been committed there. Don't ever end up in this school coming from a survival.

Person 1- "Wow , I am selected to go to Northland Secondary School , can't wait to meet all the friendly people there!"

Person 2- "Bro definitely retarded lmao, future garbage truck driver."

by DogEaterFromChongQing February 25, 2023

Northwind

a decent survival rpg game in roblox with a horrible community

why are northwind players like this?

by userhandlegoeshere April 21, 2023

Northwood

The worst possible place to live at the University of Michigan. Dark, dim, basically non-existent.

Bob: Where are you living next year?
John: Northwood.
Bob: Kill yourself now.

by goblue002 September 24, 2013

Northwood

1. A small town in the middle of the London Borough of Hillingdon, England, UK, Europe.
2. A village and civil parish on the Isle of Wight.
3. A suburb on the lower north shore of Sydney, in the state of New South Wales, Austrailia, Oceania
4. A bunch of places in the United States of America and Canada.

1. I took the 282 through Northwood High Street.
2. "What actually happens in Northwood?"
3. I'm going to Northwood Wharf tonight.
4. "Meet me at Northwood, USA,"
"Which one?"
"The one in Baltimore"
"Oh, okay,"

by Mechanicai July 7, 2009

Northwood

Northwood is a US game development team that primarily focuses on their only game SCP:SL. Founded by Hubert Moszka, Northwood has shown their commitment into the SCP universe and fanbase by constantly striving to make their game the best it can be. This company severely needs more recognition.

Have you heard of Northwood, i've heard they made an SCP plushie
Northwood, can you make another plushie?

by frugocansuckadick April 18, 2022

northwood

a crap place where faggots live. ther is only a bakers and a card shop.

who would want to live in northwood?
not me

by mrs morris April 6, 2005

Northwood college

Northwood college is a girls private school in northwest London . Girls that go to the senior school here know that all sixth form ers are shorter than the year 7s, as said in any and every head girl and house captain voting speech. The years carry backpack s twice their size and make slime and fantasise about unicorns. The year 8s are out of that stage and now moving on to talk to boys after the 2 or less discos they have had with the neighbouring boys schools (John lyons, Mts). Year 9s are continuously beefing each other, rms +sth girls, and rolling up their skirts so high they get 'dresscoded' . Year 10s and above rule the school and everything they do displays how other schools view Northwood college. Of course there are some that do not follow the stereotype, the smart kids, the musical kids or the art kids etc. But those only exist in few numbers in their natural habitat of the briary or PAC...

Girl 1:omg I got into Northwood college for senior school!
Girl2: have u bought ur 1mx1m back pack yet then?

by Hello I'm anonymous ok November 4, 2019