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Northward 

The proper term for the experience someone has while listening to extremely noisy and ice-cold black metal.

It is named after some really kvlt and underground black metal band who's members always went up North, into the frostbitten snowy and icy mountains far beyond the lesser snowy and icy mountains that are known to the inhabitants of these lesser frostbitten snowy and icy mountains.
Person A: "Hey bro, what are you listening to?"
Person B: "Some badass black metal band. I'm totally going northward."
Northward by TotalFrostman December 31, 2011
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Northland College 

A college where hippies, hunters, stoners and hipster all live in peace in the woods of Wisconsin.
I graduated from Northland College with a degree in Peace Studies, I'm unemployed.
Northland College by hling October 28, 2014

Operation Northwoods

Operation Northwoods was a 1962 plan by the US Department of Defense to cause acts of simulated or real terrorism and violence on US soil or against US interests, blamed on Cuba, in order to generate U.S. public support for military action against the Cuban government of Fidel Castro.
Operation Northwoods makes me lol.
Operation Northwoods by skakid9090 October 2, 2007

Camp Northway 

One of the coolest places on earth. Located in the middle of nowhere (aka a peninsula on Cache Lake in Algonquin Park), Camp Northway is a place for canoe trips, tanning, general fun in the sun, and of course, partial nudity (often accompanied by full-on nudity). Founded in 1906, Northway is one of the oldest camps in Canada, and sees generation after generation come back each year.

The term can be used in its traditional sense, or also shortened for a new meaning to simply, Northway (meaning anything related to hard-core tripping, nudity, or awesomeness).
"I'm headed back to Camp Northway, where an 8-day all girls is the only goal, and the floor is made of pine needles!"

"Put your clothes back on, and stop going Northway on us!"

"Wow, she really paddles Northway style."

NorthWood High School 

Located in the town of Nappanee, which is the home of Amish. The school has a goat raping vice principle and it is where his daughter and her friends can get away with everything.
*Four goats released into NorthWood High School numbered 1,2,3, and 4*
Oh, Hey! There's 1,2, & 4. Where's 3?!
*Located in V.P.'s Office*

Northwood High School 

Located in Irvine CA. A high school with a majority of Asian population. Asians sprint to class the moment the bell rings and become angry with themselves when they have a 97% in the honers pre calculus, rather a 100.1% or higher. However, you can get a view of wanna be "thugs". Asian or white, who don't fit in their clothes and their ass hangs out of their pants and their hat fits large on their heads. in addition, Irvine being Irvine, girls who may be called bitches roam freely with a strut in their walks only to be seen as a "whore" or someone who cheats on their long time "boyfriend" with another guy. Drugs are minimal here as are the parties hosted. Rich white boys carry vaporizers around and smoke a little weed here and there. Drinking comes in where the bitches act like their drunk but they are looking for an excuse to get hold of some white dick. people from this school who lived in this "bubble" for some time become very scared when a minor crime is committed in Irvine and believe their rich society is now "ghetto".
"What did you get on your Math test Jong?"
"98.5%!, my parents are so pissed!"

"Hey, did you hear some guy stole food from the lunch line and got caught?"

"Yea! Northwood High School is SO ghetto!"

"I was so drunk guys! i did not even realize i gave him head! I had like, almost a whole shot of wine!"

"I heard that our school is SO bad, that the cops call it NORTH WEED because someone got caught smoking during school! I feel unsafe!"

Northford 

A quiet, very sheltered little town in CT. Actually, not even a town...a village in the town of North Branford, CT. Northford is the slightly classier, more ritzy part of North Branford. Mostly kids have been going to school together since kindergarten, hang out in the dumb center of town where Dunkin Donuts, Subway, My Beach Tanning Salon, and Mobile Gas Station are located, and basically have no lives outside of that.
Pretty catty, very dramatic, very "towny"esque. Part of New Haven County, and located between North Haven, Wallingford, and Durham. SO BORING. Believe me, I live here.
Whoaaaa bro I'm so painfully bored it's like I'm in Northford or something.
Northford by sj22 December 27, 2010
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