middle of nowhere

anywhere that isn't the city. suburbs, countryside, small towns. places nobody's heard of unless they live there.

my car broke down and i'm fucking stranded in the middle of nowhere.

by superflychick June 11, 2006

bridge to nowhere

When a guy shaves the pubic hair on his testicals, but leaves the "happy trail"

Zach told me he shaved his balls so I told him I didn't believe him because he still had his happy trail. He pulled down his pants and I witnessed the bridge to nowhere!

by dontuseyourrealnameinthisbox September 18, 2010

RKO Outta Nowhere

The popular vines that feature Randy Orton RKO stuff

The RKO Outta Nowhere vines are hilarious!

by ian1234 October 24, 2014

bum fuck nowhere

A place out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization and miles from help if needed.

"What's Bluey up these days?"

"He got a new job at a mine out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. It's at least two days drive from Sydney."

by IzzleMann May 28, 2008

Butt Fuck NoWhere

When something is so out of the way; when its in the middle of nowhere. When you have to go so far its ridiculous.

OMG you live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere!

Where is this place in the middle of butt fuck nowhere?

by Oorschae Pglesby December 7, 2009

Going nowhere fast

1. To not make any progress.

2. Attempting to reach a goal that will lead you nowhere.

1. You may think you're making progress, but you're really going nowhere fast.

2. Despite his efforts, the result led him back to where he started. He went nowhere fast.

by rtivey01 December 3, 2019

Nowhere Kansas

Some insignificant and boring place in middle America lacking culture, reason, and excitement; not worthy of mention.

"Oh, she moved to nowhere Kansas," said one New Yorker to another.

by ScottX November 25, 2006