When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016
NOC means no one cares
(Billie : I made it to Florida)
(Ella : NOC )
(Billie : fuck you )
(Billies mom : don’t cuss honey )
(Ella : NOC )
(Billie : fuck you )
(Billies mom : don’t cuss honey )
by Kyeflow June 19, 2020
by The words Inventor May 18, 2023
A name, noun, verb or adjective used to describe the art of hiding one’s chin in a photographic image
by BosworthRet May 06, 2022
NOC: short for Naturally Occuring Chad, a man who is naturally handsome and attractive to women: what all incels and cucks wish they were.
After being called a cuck on Reddit and Sluthate.com, Kevin decided to spend his 401K on plastic surgery to look more like a NOC and finally get with all of the Stacies who had rejected his pudgy, pasty, incel body.
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty May 29, 2019