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Quiet Nigel

The act of quietly and descreatly masterbating while others are around and present in the vicinity. Some examples include but are not limited to camping,prision and sharing a hotel room.
While camping with Bill and Mike I felt over welmingly horney. The guys were in the tent so I had to pull a quiet Nigel.
by mikeyears81 November 14, 2015
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Nigel No Friends

A person that is without friends.

See Australianism or Aussieism
by Woohzal March 11, 2008
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Niggeling

Person 1: Hey bro? Wanna go niggeling tonight?
person 2: Sure! I love tickling black people at night. What could possibly be better?
by Yentroc December 8, 2010
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nigelle

Compassionate. Friendly but sometimes bully. Has difficulty in expressing her feelings vocally. Hates confontations. Willing to sacrifice everything for love. Masochist.
You are such a nigelle
by Anonymous87665412 July 10, 2014
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Swedish Nigel

1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.

2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.
by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011
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nigel blackfoot

the whitest black kid ever who is huge and has a blackbelt in karate yet is scared of little white kids. from robbinsville new jersey. also has flat feet.
person 1: hey i saw nigel blackfoot today
person 2: ooh that sucks... did he have flat feet?
person 1: yes, and hes black
person 2: whoa
by svenson the jew May 8, 2009
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Filthy Nigel

Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.

If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."
by Filthy Nigel March 22, 2009
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