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French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
by Lelarep March 21, 2011
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negotiate with the evil one

I'm off to negotiate with the evil one, I had a bad curry last night
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aggressive negotiations

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber
lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."
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nogotiation

a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or in this case nothing)

pronounced no-go-tiation
1:I was talking to Andre and I wanted his Bob Marley CD and then he wouldn't give it to me after I offered him my entire CD collection.

2:What a nogotiation
by b to the rizzle April 30, 2007
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negotiator

(Noun) 1. In the automotive trade, a metal breaker bar used to increase leverage on a stubborn fastener.

2. A length of heavy duty 2" ID steel piping used for dealing with, or "negotiating", difficult situations or people.
"Damn that crank bolt is on tight, better use the negotiator on it"

"If that noob doesn't give me my money I'll have to introduce him to the negotiator"
by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 25, 2008
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Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.
by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004
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Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation
Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003
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