nitwittendom

1. A state of being surrounded by nitwits.

2. A community of nitwits.

Iowa voters found themselves immersed in a sea of nitwittendom made up of presidential candidates.

Mitt and Newt were the leaders of New Hampshire nitwittendom.

by wildpops1952 December 23, 2011

Netwing

The act of 'wing-manning' an individual, within a professional context, in order to promote their abilities to recruiters, managers or firms.

"`Good Lord! Jacob netwinged the shit out of me last night! I got a first round interview!"

"if it wasn't for Steve's netwinging last night I would not be an incoming analyst"

by Phinance October 9, 2018

NETBITCH

A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!

Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"

8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX

Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".

by Tatsun September 20, 2013

nitwit

A dumb person who won't stop sending happy puppies to everyone.

Colleen Camerooon is a nitwit barnacle head cause she spammed happy puppies to me.

by Collcollxo December 30, 2017

notwithstanding

Not considering

the defense lawyer asked for a new case notwithstanding the verdict the jury may have previously decided on

by Chris June 5, 2004

Netwatcher

(1) often pejorative. Compulsive websurfers who rely on Internet resources as their sole source of information. Often carries a connotation of anti-elitism and a disdain for more tradional "paper-based" sources such as newspapers, encyclopedias, research papers, peer-review publications, or books.
(2) Professional commentators - marketing and media specialists - who track online trends, netiquette, and usage patterns in order to identify changes in behavioural patterns

Militant Wikipedia fans make up a particlarly virulent cult of Netwatchers.

by goodomens September 18, 2006

notwith

to notwith is to stand obviously at a distance from someone at a party or business gathering : a colleague who was sent with you to the meeting, but whom you despise; or an ex you were together with for a fair time but now parted from... it's a kinda public statement.

They sent that moron from Publicity with me on the freebie -- so I made a point to notwith him at all the meetings and parties just to let them know...

She was there at the party, so I had to notwith her, otherwise people would be going on about 'you two...'

The bastard chose to notwith me all evening... ambitious crawler, we're supposed to have represented the firm as a pair...

by mikroth October 31, 2007