Netstalking 

Netstalking is an activity carried out within the network by the search method, aimed at the detection of little-known, little-accessible and little-visited objects with their possible analysis, systematization and storage, for the purpose of aesthetic and information satisfaction of the seeker.

netstalking is an interesting hobby

Netstalking by ethan.moeh September 30, 2018

netslapping 

The art of watching Netflix while sleeping.

Being Half asleep while Netflix is playing.

1)I was netslapping last night while waiting for my phone call.
2) I was netslaping and lost track of time.
3) I was to busy netslapping to realize how president Trump destroying our country!
4) My crazy ex-wife snapchatted her cooter while I was Netslapping and I was all shut the fuck up bitch, I'm busy"

netslapping by Timber666 February 24, 2017

Netstuck 

When you can't find anything to watch on Netflix so you just keep scrolling through endlessly.

Oh man last night I smoked some killer weed and got netstuck for like two hours.

Netstuck by TheMacAttackNeverRests August 21, 2017

netsheeping 

netsheeping is a shortened version of "social netsheeping," which is a play on the term "social networking," but refers to changing your status message, avatar or picture under the direction of other users, either as an inside joke or a pass-it-on (or follow-the-leader) game where one would encourage their friends to do the same thing.

People that participate in social netsheeping are referred to as netsheep.

I was going to check my facebook account, but it seems all my friends are nothing but netsheep.

I joined facebook to network with old friends, but it seems like all anyone wants to do is (social) netsheeping!

netsheeping by Mark in San Bruno February 3, 2010

netspeek 

Similar to 1337, but more understandable for the unseasoned computer n00b. Basically a more watered down version of 1337.

Joe: Stop it!!
Seth: y0r a n00b, u dont sp33k n3tsp33k.
Joe: What are you saying?
Seth: n3tsp33k, fr00b. g0 2 h3ll.
Joe: netspeek?
Seth: yeah.

netspeek by se7h December 8, 2006

netsend 

1. A "feature" in Windows NT and derivatives (2000, XP) that allows direct sending of a message to another computer. Often used for unsolicited advertisements and having fun in the computer lab.

"Some jerk in my class just learned how to netsend, and now it is impossible to get any work done in the lab."

netsend by Adam Wilson January 7, 2004

Netscape 

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a typo in the last version.

Everything else > Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

Netscape by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005