Nebard

A Retard with mongoloid characteristics.

Man: "What a Retard!"
Woman: "Nebard not Retard. Didn't you smell him? You've just insulted a whole race of Retards."

by muh? August 19, 2008

Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015

Nutard

Kind of like a retard, only being more retarded and also being a noob.

Sophia called Carpet-Head a nutard.

by So November 18, 2003

nertarded

The coexistence of nerdy and retarded qualities. The act of utilizing higher intelligence to do or say stupid things

OMG, I can not believe he said that. He is so nertarded!

by BigDaddyDoz April 5, 2012

Notard

A person who acts and says things that a tv show character would say

“Hennis you are such a Notard”
“Jackson stop being a Notard”

by Frankfunko69 April 30, 2022

two-nitard

A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.

A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.

A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.

"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."

"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."

by llamamelola February 9, 2010

newtard

Accepting everything new as better without question. Always

wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.

That newtard has bought both the iphone and the android.

by dandelionjuice August 2, 2010