“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.
by funnyas May 21, 2009
You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.
by bklynsnow April 15, 2010
by moe the monkey January 02, 2009
nessie nessie nesquick
finessa
finesse
nessie
nessa
ness
vaness
white van
white girl
hydroflask
finessie
finessa
finesse
nessie
nessa
ness
vaness
white van
white girl
hydroflask
finessie
by nessienessienesquick June 01, 2019
Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.
by etlucent December 24, 2017
When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster
by Turd_Burgler December 08, 2017
The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
by SuperDoops October 24, 2010