Neopolitan

To engage in sexual intercourse with all of a woman's three orifices: Oral, vaginal, and anal.

First she sucked me off, then I did her in the pussy, then I tapped that ass! It was a whole fucking neopolitan!

by Plaid October 14, 2004

Neopolitan

Banging four women in a row without washing your dick, so that the fourth chick in the series tastes three flavors on your cock.

I was just fucked Sissy, Missy and Chrissy right before giving your mother a delicious Neopolitan.

by VanillaMonster October 20, 2013

Neopolitan

The action of swallowing a mouth full of cum from several individuals contributing their own unique flavor to the mix at one time.

Her/His mouth began to fill with cum, as each man ejaculated in succesion until about to overflow with creamy goodness, the tasty neopolitan of unique flavor was swallowed in one gulp.

by sexntc March 21, 2011

Neopolitan

It's a variant of the new york taco. Instead of barfing in a woman's pussy, you take a shit in it - and do so while she's on her period. Then you fuck her and shoot your load all over the shit and menstrual drippings, thus creating "the neopolitan".

It was that special time of the month for her, but rather than let her turn me down for sex, I opted to shit and cum on her bloody vag for an extra tasty neopolitan treat.

by Sloe Vag Geist December 9, 2008

Neopolitan

When you fuck your woman in the ass and then switch to the vagina, cum inside her and then eat her out, all while she's on her period.

Man, i just game my woman a Neopolitan!

by RingelBells August 17, 2011

NeoPolitan

The act of chugging a gallon of whole milk, then engaging in anal intercourse with a black person. After a while you should vomit the milk into the person's rectum, creating a white, black, and pink combination. It greatly resembles the NeoPolitan sundae.

I totally gave this one chick a neopolitan, she ate my dick.

by WayTooFar March 12, 2010

Neopolitan

noun- A noun used to describe a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the male partner licks the female partners vagina while she is releasing her bowels and is menstrating all at the same time.
Note: The female partner has to be Caucasian, but the ethnicity of the male partner does not matter.
( The vagina is the vanilla, the excrement is the chocolate, and the menstral fluid (blood) is the strawberry, see also: strawberry hence the name Neopolitan.)

"You sick bastard, you did a Neopolitan!"

by Chris Belltrothe November 23, 2006