Neil

A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,

' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'

by sneaky leeky January 5, 2010

Neil

Neil is the best person in the world. Smart and funny. The perfect person.

Neil is awesome

by demolsher2005 May 4, 2018

a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

Neil

shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.

If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil

by imsol33t January 12, 2010

NEIL

Neil is a kind of person with high intellect and ambitions. They are mostly achievers and never back down a challenge. Neil will always choose his girl carefully and will treasure her the most. These creatures are want to be the center of attention 24*7 and will love a company who always keeps them as #1. Many of them are gym freaks and have a physique admired by all.

Wow you look great! Are you Neil ?

by DevilBoy97 September 27, 2018

A Neil

A Neil is the King of Diamonds when playing a card game

I just need a Neil to win this hand

by Bobsdefinition May 23, 2020

Neil

1. A person who is exceptionally afraid of their responsibilities.

2. One who runs away from problems.

3. A person with uncontrollable pussyism. Who finds solace only when babied by "mommy" or new girlfriends.

"Neil said he didn't want to help you raise your child he only wanted to make one. He ran off to Idaho."

by Thatonechickwhohatesyou October 16, 2008