Nikon

A camera capable of creating consistant out of focus images through the use of too many buttons on the back and overall build.

Professor- "Justin, I like your composition, but when we bring this into 100%...hmm whats this, looks to be a bit soft."

Team Ramrod- "Nikons! hhhahahah"

by Ellie .... July 27, 2008

Nikon

what you buy when you don't have enough cash to buy a Sony.

guy 1: hey dude, I only had $100 so I bought this nikon.

guy 2: what a retard, why didn't you just save up for a Sony

guy 1: -starts crying-

by CarnivalKid32 March 6, 2010

nikonian

A noob who shoots photographs with a camera made in Thailand.

Ken Rockwell is a obvious nikonian...

by Obvious Pseudonym March 24, 2010

nikon

big stupid camera that people on dallas imports use.
it verifies their acceptance in fat chicks.

"Hey Canadian nice Nikon! Wanna go pick up some fat chicks?"

by AOKP November 10, 2007

Nikon

another way of saying nigger around adults, or your drama teacher, or any other people.

Why are you guys fighting? Because she's a Nikon.

by Emily N.M. January 7, 2009

Neiko

A gay ass nigga with little dreads who fingers his ass whole and be snitching . He fuck a new nigga everyday and claim he not gay but when someone touch him he get on sitff. He go to jail for fun so he can play with men and get used for a sex toy.

Yo You Gay naw im" neiko"

by Don Javo November 28, 2018

nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.

only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"

by zoey April 25, 2004