negrotiation

The dispute that always occurs when splitting a dinner check among a party of African Americans

Why does splitting the bill with you Huxtables have to be such a negrotiation?

by Henry Robinson May 17, 2007

negrociate

a) The act of increasing one's negrocity
b) The act of becoming blacker, either in skin tone or culturally

"Let's just lay in the sun and negrociate."
"These clouds are really hampering my negrociations today."

by mkais July 9, 2009

GPA Negotiator

A student who finds themselves "on the edge" of a new grade at the end of the quarter. For example, a person with a 96 A that only needs a few points to reach a 97 A+. A skilled GPA Negotiator will often times BEG their teacher for ANY last minute extra credit or ANYTHING THEY CAN DO to get their grade up a mere few points. A successful GPA Negotiator will often use guilt tactics and and make sure they tell their teacher that the "want to succeed," when in reality it is just to get their grade up by doing little to no effort. GPA Negotiation is the main cause of GPA Inflation.

------------ Example of a GPA Negotiator at work------------

Student - Excuse me, Mr. Smith. I would like to talk to you about my grade

Teacher - Yes? You have a 96 in this class

Student - Yes, however I REALLY need to get it up to an A+ so my parents will be proud of me. Is there ANYTHING I can do to raise it a mere 1 point?

Teacher - Well... I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I will allow you to write a small paper for a point extra credit. Turn it in to me tomorrow and don't tell you any of your peers

Student - Thank you very much, I am very appreciative......... *walks of with a smug grin*

by Bile2 March 29, 2010

NoGotiation

Refusal to accept negotiation terms, and therefore reaching an agreement is a "no go".

Amanda: "Can I borrow your cute heels to go clubbing tonight?"

Kelly: "Nope."

Amanda: "C'mon!"

Kelly: "No way! Your foot funk is contagious... I can't be having your gnarly corn-infested toes all up in my shoes."

Amanda: "Well, I guess this NoGotiation's over"...

by havwingswillfly March 29, 2010

negrotiation

An attempt to compromise or "negrotiate" with any black person or persons.

Gerald did not want to go to see Mamma Mia!, so I conducted a negrotiation with him.

by panda_face October 6, 2008

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Lelarep March 21, 2011

aggressive negotiations

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020