Neanderthot

A young girl whose primal instinct is to act like a hoe to attract as many mates as possible in a desperate attempt to fill the hole that her drunk, dead-beat father left. Typically found in the front row at bass music events and hip-hop shows wearing as little clothing as possible, even in sub-zero climates. This wild beast is known to carry many different types of diseases so be very careful when coming in close contact.

"Bro, you going to that all ages Borgore show?"
"HA! Yeah fucking right, man. That shit is gonna be wall-to-wall Neanderthots."

by DamnReptiles! February 25, 2015

neandernerd

Someone whose thuggish or unsophisticated demeanor masks sophisticated technical ability.

Don't fuck with him. If he finds out who you are he'll deface more than your homepage. Proper neandernerd.

by Dr Congo1 October 17, 2008

neanderthal plate job

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

by cullop April 3, 2010

Neo-Neanderthal

The kind of people who only instinctively care about breeding with a cute/attractive counterpart. They are usually not very well educated, and spend their time in bars scouting for potential victims of their blissful ignorance on using others.

-Look at that girl going on around those group of friends.
- Yeah mate! She's a total neo-neanderthal.

by Thedoragon November 24, 2017

Neanderthalis Decibelus

A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.

If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.

by @pop_art July 28, 2009

neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.

I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.

by Big Dumb Animal and Line Crosser July 27, 2007

Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.

*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.

by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011