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Nature’s Shower

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The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.
I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.
by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021
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nature's morphine

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The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.
"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
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nature's crayon

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Shit smeared around, particularly on the inside of a toilet cubicle.
I really needed to take a dump but someone had written on the toilet walls and seat in nature's crayon.
by Doublespeak Dictionary April 6, 2017
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nature's dental floss

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I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.
by I am Achmed September 25, 2008
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Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.
The good lord has written that young lady with bold nature's fonts.
by The keeper of the cheese October 19, 2013
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Having anal sex rather than risking pregnancy by having sex the traditional way. This allows for (though isn't advised) unprotected sex without the need to pull out.

However, there have been rare cases where seminal fluid has found its way into the vagina and pregnancy has occurred, so be careful.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that chick from the club last night, but when we got back to my place I realized I was out of rubbers!"

"Dude, weak! What did you do, Get head instead?"

"Nah, bro, we used nature's condom."

"Nice."
by HobbesTuna December 26, 2007
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nature's boner

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When something in nature looks like a dick.
Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.
by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013
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