Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
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"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
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Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
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I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.
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The bathtub in the commercial for the cleaner was covered in nastulate.
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