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masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate
"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
by MN Farmer October 9, 2006
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masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.
"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"
by Tierney October 2, 2007
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NastyNate

a male named nate who constantly sends his friends hyperlinks to the Urban Dictionary and any picture he finds containing fecal matter.
by s March 12, 2003
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flog-nosticate

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022
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Nastulate

Nas-chew-lit (noun) nasty, grimy, sometimes slimy dirt that covers an object. (adjective) describing something that is covered in nastulate
The bathtub in the commercial for the cleaner was covered in nastulate.

The nastulate house was vacant for some time and needed a deep cleaning before it would be livable.
by ftwgno October 12, 2009
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nastynate

The word used to describe the dissapointment, when a mother looks at her really fuked up baby
omg, she is so nastynate
by wanna-be-jess March 24, 2003
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