The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 1, 2019

Another word for a cat.
Hello my big fluffy pouge-narge!!! would you like like whiskas? Or is it gonna be the dry stuff today?
by Steveizcool March 12, 2010

the attractive lower back area of a lady. (usually seen wen they bend over or kneel down, thus the Flarg Narg Narck is exposed)
by rimbap May 23, 2006

**narged** (*adj.*) /nɑ rdʒd/
1. A state of extreme intoxication or euphoria, typically induced by psychoactive substances, characterized by a profound disconnection from one’s surroundings and a diminished awareness of events or actions taking place.
**Etymology:** Origin uncertain; possibly a modern colloquialism emerging from informal English slang in the early 21st century, blending notions of “narcotic” and “charged.”
**Usage:** Informal, chiefly used in casual or subcultural contexts.
1. A state of extreme intoxication or euphoria, typically induced by psychoactive substances, characterized by a profound disconnection from one’s surroundings and a diminished awareness of events or actions taking place.
**Etymology:** Origin uncertain; possibly a modern colloquialism emerging from informal English slang in the early 21st century, blending notions of “narcotic” and “charged.”
**Usage:** Informal, chiefly used in casual or subcultural contexts.
by XxxanaxxX April 8, 2025

by Bob1966 December 7, 2009
