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Narration

The act of narrating your own life
Person 1"I sat down at looked disgustingly at my meal. I never told her that I hate her cooking but some how I think she knows".

Person 2"Stop the damn Narration".
by chavo190 July 26, 2011
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Napnation

Typically a boyfriend stealer,likes her job and money and is always at work early, also friends with rednation.
Oh you see that girl of there, she is definitely a napnation.
by IDCNEITHERDOYOU April 9, 2022
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jamnation

A curse uttered while doing battle with an ornery copy machine or similar device.
"Jamnation! First, that bloody machine printed out double-sided transparencies, and now it's shredded my originals!!"
by freakomatic May 15, 2006
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nonation

When you just can't work out what they are.
Girl 1 - I love Sean Paul, he's so sexy. Black guys really do it for me.

Girl 2 - Don't be stupid, he's asian. That's why I'm so attracted to him.

Girl 3 - You two have lost it, obviously he's white, black, cuban and asian. That's why all three of us are doing the triple tuppence tickle.

Boy - Clearly he's a nonation, however please continue.
by Rudy Van Longhorn January 17, 2008
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Dyke Damnation

The fear every lesbian has of turning into a fat, sad dyke when they get older.
I don't want to get dyke damnation, turning into a fat dyke is worse than burning in hell fire for all eternity!
by Trisha's da bomb May 6, 2015
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backdating damnation

The fiery pit of hell one finds themselves in when attempting to repair massive amounts of poisoned historical database records using the very same dumpster of historical data.
J: Who in the hell backdated unit space logs into locked financial periods? I thought that was never supposed to happen?
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...
by badhorsey June 25, 2020
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101 Damnations

Misspelling of 101 Dalmatians
I misspelled 101 Dalmatians, and instead put 101 Damnations
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