Bare naked

Completely naked. In the birthday suit.

1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.

by Nobli July 2, 2015

Naked Apology

1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.

2. To give an apology whilst being naked.

1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.

Kim: I can do nothing but accept

2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.

by Regina Wilson August 5, 2007

NAKEISHA

fine, creative, picky eater, perfect organizer, the sweetest person that you will ever meet but don't get on her bad side. when angry she is like a hornets nest, ready to swarm on your behind.

That chic is so Nakeisha

by MRS. WOLFE February 5, 2010

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

The last lines of a Justin Timberlake song. May or may not be accompanied by a large black breast.

Watch the halftime show for Super Bowl XXXVIII

by Dave S. February 4, 2004

chest naked

To be shirtless, one with out shirt. Shirtless man. Typically unnecessarily so, a vain display. Unabashedly shirtless.

"Man, that guy is always getting chest naked for no reason."

by Bari A. Khan May 28, 2008

French naked

To be completely naked except for your top half. E.g. wearing only a t shirt or sweatshirt.

"That guy over there is French naked!"

by jking January 31, 2015

naked with gorillas

A surprisingly common subject of people’s dreams not usually spoken about due to the subjective degree of embarrassment of the dreamer, depending on who you’re telling the dream to.

There I was in my dream, proudly graduating from my doctoral program and when I went up onstage to receive my diploma from my doctoral chair, suddenly I realized that I was up there, entirely naked with gorillas!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019