Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).

1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."

by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011

Necking

To caress and kiss the neck passionately during making-out. Often, the neckee will end up with love bites.

"What's that on your neck?"
"Oh, just love bites from when my baby Johnny was necking me last night"

by YourMateHarry December 21, 2013

nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

Club Necking

Scouse saying to kiss/snog/French kiss/neck/meet/play tonsil tennis (however you say it) within a club setting. The action of the kiss should be hard and fast, sometimes being described as 'dead dead hard and dead dead fast'.

'Did you see Amy and Joe club necking last night'

'Yeah they were going for it dead dead hard and dead dead fast!'

by kenwong December 27, 2010

pupper necking

The act of slowing down traffic to look at a cute dog.

Guy: “Why is this guy in front of me going so damn slow?!”
Girl: “He must be pupper necking, look at that adorable doggo on the sidewalk!”

by raymarrr October 6, 2017

Necking

to caress your clothed partner on and above the neck. (old defn, circa 1960)

"The girls were terrific. They went out in the backyard and necked with us." - On the Road, by Jack Kerouac

by nathan October 27, 2003