Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.

"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."

by Maux Faux May 20, 2013

nasterrific

something so nasty that it's actually terrific

those pink boogers on your handkerchief are nasterrific

by pink booger June 30, 2011

Napster

A formerly Peer-to-Peer file sharing network, but thanks to the RIAA it has since become legal and the files I download aren't compatible with my iPod

Fuck the RIAA, now I have 1000 songs I can't do anything with. Great.

by Biddy August 4, 2005

Napster Syndrome

n. A defect in MP3 audio files that results in screeching, buzzing, clicking and popping. This symptom, constantly found in files propagated on networks such as Kazaa, was most prevalent on Napster, whence the name is derived.

For God's sake, this MP3 I downloaded is contaminated with the Napster Syndrome.

by Dave April 1, 2004

nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.

After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.

by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007

natster 1

A noob that loses 2 whips a week on a game called Runescape.

natster 1: fight?
some noob: sure, pot
natster 1: nice
some noob: *ko*
natster 1: ffs another 1

by Justin SSS September 30, 2007

naster

one cent whore

im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster

by ian August 10, 2003