mysticism and paranormal

Forum on the shroomery with magic, crystals, goths, and a general lack of coherent reasoning.

(Posted in Science and Tech)
Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?

So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!

1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.

2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!

3rd Reply: DSHSB

by Rahie May 28, 2008

Mystical

1: having a spiritual meaning or reality that is neither apparent to the senses nor obvious to the intelligence
2: involving or having the nature of an individual's direct subjective communion with God or ultimate reality

1: the mystical food of the sacrament
2. the mystical experience of the Inner Light

by Phil A. September 17, 2005

mystical creatures

These are creatures who we humans may or may not believe in. They can live anywhere, look like anything, and possibly do things we never dreamed was possible. most of the animals are related to magic which is why most humans have never seen any.

the yeti, loch ness monster, bigfoot, unicorns, goblins, sprites, fairies, etc. are all examples of mystical creatures.

by Mrs. Cullen July 5, 2008

mystic

An individual that has supernatural knowledge or experiences not imposed by outside forces, usually due to an awakened kundalini. More specifically, a mystic is a positive individual, not of the dark side of the force for which the word 'witch' or 'sorcerer' is usually used instead.
Mystics are sometimes marked by a particular kind of experience in which
great physical suffering becomes a supernatural spiritual ecstasy.
Mystics come out of all religious and spiritual backgrounds.

In the slang , mystic is an adjective used to refer to something of wonderous powers or capabilities.

St. John of the Cross was a mystic.

St. Francis of Assisi was a mystic.

That weed we smoked last night was mystic.

by TeilhardD May 31, 2005

mystic pineapple

A legendary drug that submerges the user in a world of pure ecstasy with no physical or psychological side effects. Sought by many, it's very existence has been questioned by experts.

Random guy #1: Dude did you see that guy? He looked like he was trippin on friggin mystic pineapple.
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that

by adn March 3, 2005

mystickai

Kai Parker biggest stan, extremely talented, one of the most famous tvdu accounts, scene packs creator and also really mean.

“Searching for tvd edits? Mystickai have the best ones.”

by vervenic February 7, 2022

Hipster Mystic

Hipster mystics seek the ancient wisdom and disdain the teachings for the masses; they are into the secret and old-school. They believe that the experience of mystical ascent and sublime insight is ineffable, and their groups teach of a need for silence on the matter, so they are very esoteric. They are unimpressed by people's possessions and self-centered accomplishments, which comes off as condescension. Their spiritual journey and wisdom has brought them serenity and confidence, which is viewed as an air of being too-cool-for-school. They are uninterested in the latest styles and they dress however they want, so counter intuitively, they are highly stylish.

When a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the Hipster Mystic

Guy in a pub: What do your tattoos mean?
Hipster mystic: You wouldn't understand.

Stylish woman: Where did you get that shirt?
Hipster mystic: The dumpster.
Stylish woman: Cool.

Scientist: Recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
Hipster mystic: Heraclitus said that 2,500 years ago.

Colleague: What are you doing today?
Hipster mystic: Going to the Hermetic Library to review an alchemical treatise.
Colleague: Oh... okay.....

Christian: Do you believe in Jesus?
Hipster mystic: No, but I do believe in Christ the Logos. He was way before Jesus.

by Kristoforokko July 16, 2013