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madita

The sexiest girl on earth. She loves everybody and is happy about everything good.
"I think Love Madita!"
"Why?"
"She's perfect and the biggest sunshine I've ever seen!"
by Mtothep January 2, 2017
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kinetic meditation

The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).

Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.

Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.

Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"

Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
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Eletronic Meditation

When you put some earphones connected with an iPod on max volume, close your eyes and relax, letting the music flow on you.
Eletronic Meditation is most used in bed or in long trips, either alone or with people who aren't talking to you.
by Krustofisky December 18, 2009
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pre meditated] karma

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause pre meditated karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate
by Steph anie ;; July 17, 2021
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Drunken Meditation

A KICK ASS Horror/Political/Punk band from houston texas.
Formed in 2005, they play shows at anti-war rallys and gigs at places around houston.
ME: you going to the Drunken Meditation show tonight?
Friend: Hell yea!! they rule!
by FUCKING DRUNKEN BRAD October 14, 2006
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meditationguru

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.
Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com
by preserver257 July 28, 2009
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maditation

An intense practice of focusing the mind on being mad with someone and exacting revenge.
His behaviour has really annoyed me again. I need to practice maditation. Mad Angry Annoyed Revenge
by Barefootdriver August 9, 2016
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