blow my wad

About to come like kilamanjaro

Whispering in class
:dude did u see katie today
:no y
:if i have another class with her i might blow my wad

by SLBDP4LIFE August 27, 2006

blow my vine

a slightly more polite version of "suck my dick"

"Well, you can just blow my vine!" said Diane

by Casey Tomlinson August 14, 2006

Blow My Day

Blow my day (BMD) is akin to fuck my life in the sense that something just went wrong and it has ruined you're moment or day.

"That party should be pretty tight this weekend!"

"It's not happening. John's parents will be home."

"Fuck, blow my day!"

by goodgirlgonebad December 23, 2009

blow my wood

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

by vae April 14, 2022

Blow my whistle

Apart from the song by Flo Rida, this means giving a blow job

I played the song; Blow my whistle in the background.My girlfriend is the best. I ate her out the best i could, then we had the best sex ever. But even though she was exhausted, she still blew my whistle amazingly well.

by fuckmebabyonemoretime January 8, 2015

Blow my Vuvuzela

the act of giving or receiving fellatio during a game of fifa

Billy: Hey man did your girl come over last night?
Clive: Yeah man i was mid-game when she got here, so i made her blow my vuvuzela
Billy: Wow that's awesome man, hope it made you play well.
Clive: Yeah i scored three straight goals it was awesome...until i ruined my controller with a couple of my unborn children

by Porntastic August 14, 2010

blow my stack

A rage induced orgasm

After having the items in his room moved around, jon said, "I'm gonna blow my stack."

by The salty c September 21, 2016