on my dick

When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.

Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.

by Rageous May 13, 2005

On My Dick

A funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for "that's what she said"

"Honey I made spaghetti-"
"ON MY DICK!"
"- For dinner."
*sighs*

by gnomedome96 January 20, 2011

Down on my dick

Going through a tough time, Being broke

Aye can I hold 5 dollars? “I ain’t even got it I’m down on my dick boa”.

by Riqq October 12, 2018

suck my dick

you dont care about that person or what they have to say

ex 1

Teacher- hey Ryan stop talking in class
Ryan- suck my dick

ex 2
Princple comes on the intercome

Principle starting tomorrow there will be no more pateo time for the rest of the year
Student- Mrs Jackson can suck my dick she is making me mad.

by the realist nigga alive October 13, 2014

Sniffing My Dick

All up in my business

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!

by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008

look at my dick

a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room

boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick

boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017

suck my dick

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick

by massive cock March 2, 2017